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99% Paranoia/1% Content
You code for fun, I code because I have no life.
Paranoia Free. Security Costs Extra.
Who said 'Paranoia' wasn't a job description?
They said you were paranoid, I say your not enough.
And you thought YOU were paranoid.
If your not a geek, turn back now.
Intel Inside. Hacker Outside. D3xt3r Somewhere In Between.
include("paranoia.php");
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
I would love to change the world, but I can't get the source code.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.
My room is a mess, I need to defrag it.
I am not your F1 button.
I was uncool before uncool was cool.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
MS: We misspelled one word out of 57,000 in the EULA Agreement! Bill Gates: Did somebody say SERVICE PACK?
WinNT 4 was great. (Now we can write a program in a language even the computer doesn't understand.)
Popup 1... Popup 2... Pop... IE dead.
Your computer has performed an illegal operation. You will now be executed.
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